egberts:

driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons

"yeah we can hang out soon!! I’ll text you!!"


tall tale passed down through many generations (via revivaljam)

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proletarianprincess:

thebaeddeljar:

"Average Scottish singer would walk 3 miles" factoid actualy a statistical error. Average Scottish singer would walk 0 miles. Charlie and Craig Reid, who would walk 500 miles and would walk 500 more, are outliers adn should not have been counted.

im so mad

(Source: spoopytransgirl)

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